1. Rudebox

Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox

 

Ok then back to basics,
Grab your shell toes and your phat laces,

 

A little hand clap for some funk faces,
And make your body move in the following places

 

Goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head

 

Ok then back to basics
Dance like you just won at the **** Olympics
You've got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship,
So sick I just had to take it

 

The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.
Up yer jacksy, split yer kecks,
Ssing a song of semtex, semtex
Pocket full of durex..durex
Body full of mandrex.
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Will you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox

 

Got this little fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one desire and that’s to funk you to the top,
Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
I got one design and that’s to funk until you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you're so nasty

 

Ok then back to spaceship,
Take both pills fuck the matrix
Jack those Jills,
Shake your Playtex,
Rock 3 stripes not the Asics.

 

A.D.I.D.A.S

 

Old school pussy’s the best – yes

 

TK maxx cost less - yes

 

Jackson looks a mess - bless

 

Ok then what to do,
If you try to jack me I'll rudebox you,
If you rudebox me I'll rudebox your whole crew cos its what I do
Aint that right boo – true

 

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
Cos the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter.
I did it like this – you did it like that – I love it when you double clap clap

 

Got this little fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one desire and that’s to funk you to the top.
Noones on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
I got one design and that’s to funk until you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Ok then check the tan line,
Make your body shake like you’re stood on a landmine,
Call me on my mobile not the landline,
And the jack the mainline at the same time

 

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you

 

Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop

 

Ok then whats the fracas
Grab your cardy, your lead hat and the bus pass

 

You don’t sweat much for a fat lass
Grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

 

Ok bum much to show
I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio,
I know I told you before, did you hear me though

 

Got this little fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one desire and that’s to funk you to the top.
Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
I got one design and that’s to bump until you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you're so nasty

 

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you're so nasty

 

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

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2. Viva Life On Mars

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be

 

I lost all faith in what I know
The future doesn't need me
So I kick a bo agen a wo and head it till it don't hurt no more.
Use my cuts and lacerations, feed myself a new sensation woah woah

 

Take a ride on your high horse
If the horse is blind, use the force
The falcon flies in two straight lines
Red five standing by
It's not a moon it's a space station
It feels good the good vibration woah woah

 

I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah. Woah

 

Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here

 

They don't want us to discuss the picture in the caves of us.
A nosebleed and a bag of coal then they put you in a hole.
We're knee deep in information
And they can't stop this conversation. Woah woah

 

I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, party to a segregation woah. Woah

 

Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see we're all down here

 

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be

 

Love is natural love is good
Not everybody does it but everybody should.
With them and us we've made a mess,
till they decide which god is best.
Free yourself from liberation from lake Geneva to the freeland station woah woah

 

I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah woah.

 

Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here

 

Viva life on mars I'm calling

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3. Lovelight

What am i supposed to do
To keep from goin under ?
Now you're making holes in my heart
And yes it's starting to show
I've been holding back
Is it any wonder ?
Since you walked right into my life
And interrupted my flow

 

Chorus:
And I wanna know
Baby when you're with me
Wwho do you think you're fooling?
Making me feel so sure
Turnin your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be ?
You don't know what you're doing
Making me feel so sure
Turning your lovelight down again

 

Did it again, Did it again

 

Baby I've got to know
Are we gonna make it ?
Laying down beside me tonight
And do whatever you feel
Baby you're in control
Where you gonna take it ?
Don't you think that I do you right ?
You know darn well that I will

 

Chorus
Do it again, Do it again
Do it again, Do it again

 

Baby you turn your lovelight down
And I don't know
Just how long I can stick around
Girl I need more
And it ain't just physical
I don't know what i can do
If I found
It ain't love this time around

 

Keep turning down your lovelight
Did it again

 

Chorus

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4. Bongo Bong

Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo

 

Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong

 

I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city
Looking for a bigger crown

 

Play my boogie
For the people of big city
But they don't go crazy
When I'm bangin' in my boogie

 

I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come

 

Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
I'm the king of the bongo, I'm the king of the bongo bong
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come

 

They say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

 

Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

 

Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me
I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong...
Hear me when I come

 

Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo

 

Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong

 

"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come

 

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

 

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

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5. She's Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Oh, Madonna

 

I don't miss you
Just who
You used to be
And you don't ring true
So please
Stop calling me
Your "I love you"'s
Are ten a penny

You're dropping clues
Like you've got any
You got to choose
There's been so many ohhhh

 

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Could say that he don't want her
This look of love
Says I'm leaving
You're frozen now
I've done the freezing
I'm walking out
Madonna's calling me

 

She's got to be
Obscene to be believed
That's her routine
Not what she means to me
I found myself
By circumstance
Across a room
Where people dance
And quite by chance
She' danced right next To me

 

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me

 

Oh, Madonna, Oh, Madonna

 

I want to tell you a secret

 

We're having drinks
With Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here
She's brought her fella
But all I wanna do
Is take Madonna home

 

I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me

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6. Keep On

Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel

 

Vein popping
Heart clogging
Name dropping
Life stopping
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting
I'm popping
And I'm locking
Pulse stopping
Hypnotic
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting

 

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never had any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)

 

Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in the club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

 

Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart

 

No leaving
Shallow breathing
Girl weeping
Teef teathing
Got no strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
Sing a song sing sing
Naughty things
We're geezing
Day creeping
Got not strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
I spin with a tin tin gin grin

 

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)

 

Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

 

Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart

 

Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel

 

Croups crouping
Roots rooting
Ludes looting
Loops hooping
Got no strings but I think with my dingalingaling
Two two for the two ting tong ting two stonking
Two's two
Looks luking
Fruits fruiting
Sleuths sleuthing
Got no strings I think with my dingalingaling
Root root for the rooting
Toot toot for the tooting

 

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)

 

Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say très bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw my saw mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

 

Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart

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7. Good Doctor

Can we do it again

 

Take that, take that

 

You alright star
No star
You alright star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper

 

I went to the dr to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton
Funky fill the form out
So I can drop em'
I've got all these demons
And I can't stop em'
To tell you the truth Doc
I might have a problem
Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning
As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon
Dick head

 

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather… Round

 

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper

 

You know what Doc its alright and all
I just heart me leg its not terminal
But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection can't get an erection
If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion
That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look

 

Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills

 

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow how
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather… Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

 

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're goina' get a hair cut
And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box
And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross
The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss
The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it
No raves no more just bedside cabinet
Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning we're mad in it
Take that, take that

 

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow how
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather… Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper
You alright star
No star
Are you five star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

 

Know what doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills
I'd be very very greatful cos I feel poorly
So that's
Codeine
Morphine
Opium
Methadone
Menocrabedene
Hydroanoxycodeine
Anolodene
Buprenopheine
ButroPhenol
Adorel
Dorel
Work with me antidepressants
But not Saint Johns Wort
Cos I can get that at
Boots!

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8. 'The Actor

Principal actors to the stage please,
Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds.

 

First you can't act, now you can't stop,
(What's my motivation ?)
I used to like you... a lot,
(I was the class nerd)
Exactly who I'm s'posed to be,
(I'm totally Strasberg)
You play a doctor on TV,
(What you're doing is SO brave)

 

Deep down you're dirty but you try,
(I'm a good person)
The truth would break you so you lie,
(I want my work to matter)
It's in the choices that you make,
(I want to inspire)
No talent, just fate.

 

Chorus :
I don't know where you begin,
I end, we start
Again,
They need, you love,
We all watch
The Actor Acting.

 

Good from far but far from good,
(All I have is my instinct)
You love to act, I wish you would,
(It's not acting, it's re-acting)
Act like you're not from out of space,
(When I'm on stage I feel alive)
You know ambition isn't grace,
(For me it's the craft)

 

Made of Sex, Maida Vale,
(Would I do better in New York)
You are the Alpha Male,
(I'm just too pretty for that role)
You are the good, you are the great,
(The words have power)
Now let me fill you with my hate.

 

Chorus

 

Monroe,
(Monroe)
Barrymore,
(Barrymore)
Mansfield,
(MANSFIELD)
D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench,
(Judi Dench)
Madonna Ritchie,
(Ritchie)
Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie.
Streep,
Close,
Hepburn,
Burt Reynolds.
Niven,
Danson,
Bundy,
BARDOT.
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
SWANK.

 

Chorus

 

In the future,
Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes,
You are, we all are a test card,
The stars of CCTV,
We ARE the nature of the beast.

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9. Never Touch That Switch

Size of which is paradoxic the only way you're gonna stop this
In the vessel there's a switch in the middle
You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the pressure's blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism
There's a skism in the time mekanism

 

Never touch that switch
Even if you want to
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.

 

See the futures in the distance
I know I'm facing some resistance
Getting back within the blink of a bubble
Time machine never gives us any trouble.
There's a riot down in Shelton
Only minutes after Brixton but this city never made it on the telly
Or the rumble of the nations underbelly

 

Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.

 

You know you're heading for a meltdown, and you're living in a tin town
Thinking that you're gonna be somebody, living in the land of milk and honey
Listen up 'cos it's a red light, and the futures blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism, there's a skism in the time mekanism

 

Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.

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10. Louise

When he saw her getting off the bus
It seemed to wipe away the years
Her face was older, just a little rough
But her eyes were still so clear
He drank his coffee and he hurried out
Across before she walked away
Then he approached her like a little child
Too scared for what he had to say

 

"Hello Louise,
Remember me?
Now should we part
Or stay awhile?
As if we were still lovers"

 

She took a moment just to recognise the man she'd known so well before
And as he started to apologise
Lose any bitterness she bore
She gently put her finger on his lips
To let him know she understood
And with her suitcase standing on the floor
Embraced him like a lover would

 

He told louise
"You look so good
It's just you see
You make me feel
As if we were still lovers"

 

It's not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you don't wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that you never found again

 

As if we were still lovers

 

And though they talked just for just a little time
Before she said she had to go
He saw the meeting as a tiny sign
That told him all he had to know

 

And so Louise
Waved from the bus
And as she left
She gave that smile
As if they were still lovers

 

It's not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you don't wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that I've never found again

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